breakfast: everything bagel with tofu cream cheese, onion, and tomato; coffee
lunch: eggless egg salad sandwich
dinner at V-Note: mushroom phyllo dough cigars, rosemary seitan schnitzel, pistachio-crusted tofu, mushroom risotto, red wine, dark chocolate fondue
Note for the future: Buying a $30-value-for-$15 Groupon does not mean you can afford a huge meal at a fancy restaurant.